Thursday, July 21, 2011

My mountain bike pedals clipped just above my bumper on my BMW 3 series?

It can be touched up with the correct paint but it wiull always look like a touched up paint chip and never like new - just up to you

Anyone else think this is a great life?

okay well to start off i work at a gas station and i'm 22. i'm pretty attractive, everyone says damnnnn gurll you sexy. i just say i know i know, not to sound conceited but i know its the truth. i'm pretty beautiful, so i'll explain myself; i'm about 6 feet tall,starting my first beard (which the guys seem to be digging), unibrow, super nice hair it always looks wet, bloodshot eyes, huge nose that covers half my face ( everyone tells me how original it is, maybe even record holder of biggest nose), i have flat lips that are hard, my face has these beautiful marks on them (i call them beauty marks) they are red dots with like white in the middle and if you touch them they squirt you, black dots all over my nose, that sound sexy enough yet? i love to have fun. my fun is different then anyone else's fun though i like to go pick the shittt out of horse shoes from the neighbors horses, plus i get paid a penny per horse, great deal there. i live at my grannys house, great time there and always good eats. i've never actually met someone that was my friend in person but i have a ton of friends online that care about me so much its unbelievable. i think this is a great life to be living for a 22 year old woman.

What to wear for work experience at a primary school?

I wouldn't wear anything new and/or expensive, the chances are you will get paint on your clothes or end up on the floor helping the kids with something!

How can I clean my ice boots? +BQ?

First of all, they're called ice skates or figure skates, or just plain skates, not ice boots. You can buy white shoe polish intended specifically for skates from a skating supply store (and some ice rinks). That's the best way to make the scuff marks disappear.

Can you mail Cheetos, Mountain Dew or Ciggarettes to Germany from the U.S.?

I have some friends who would like the snacks because they do not have them where they are in Germany. Also,if you can mail the Mountain Dew... I'm assuming it has to be by bottle?

What does female "squirt" smell like?

Don't listen to these idiots, the G-spot is a real thing and so is female ejaculation. It should smell something like normal female lubrication, but I can see how it would smell like pee, as it comes out your urethra. The G-spot produces the same sort of sensation to women as the prostate does to men, and female 'squirt' has alot of the same properties as fluid in the prostate. I'm sure you are totally normal.

Why do I like to shoot my?

goo all over a woman rather than inside or in a condom? I love to see it squirt all over. Anyone else like that? Why?